. err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"
Inevitably she one day asked if she could go with me. I took her hiking to all the places I knew we even occasionally swam in a nearby stream
. err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"
. err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"